So you all probably know about my pizza obsession, right?
Thursday night is pizza night… I WI around pizza night? I’m pretty crazed. It’s my one vice…or one of my vices…because lets face it…I didn’t get this way by just eating too much pizza!
Well today – I won! A co-worker had an appointment today with a pizza place. To be awesome he came back to the office with pizza. He was “awesomer” by understanding that I’m trying to cut out wheat that he brought back an OMG salad for me. By the time he came back I was starving. My tummy was rumbling & I was getting worried because in the 2 seconds he was back in the office the delicious hot pizza permeated the office with it’s yummy goodness. Oh crap… now what?! I was seriously spazzing – OVER PIZZA PEOPLE!!! The control it had over me was insane. I decided to kick the pizza demon’s azz that I hopped up, clocked out & went for a power walk. 30 mins later, the smell left the office & I was able to enjoy my OMG salad just for me!
I DID IT!
I seriously cannot express how proud I am of myself for not even taking a sample of the pizza. How proud I am of myself for standing up to the demons in my head saying – “it’s ok, just one bite – eat it…come on…eat it!” Well, if anyone has food “issues” you know it isn’t going to stop at just one bite. It’s going to turn into – “You dumbass…why did you eat that pizza? Well you just screwed up the entire day – might as well have a big ol’ bowl of pasta tonight too! Geez, you can’t even get a grip around a slice of pizza…what a loser….”
So yeah – I’m pumped – Lori 1 – Pizza 0!!!
This SNL skit is so me…